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 After reading some failed attempts at humor, I decided that it's my turn to fail.   With all the talk about Clown Shoes being fired and CM Punk and his crazy chicks, we are forgetting some very important issues in WWE.  For instance, what was the point of Mick Foley last night?  If you are going to have a guest GM, then make them do—something.  With that said, let's dive in! Mr. ZigglesDolph Ziggler is an amazing talent.  Can't be disputed.  Have you noticed that he keeps getting more and more love from the live crowds?  This is an urgent matter!  How ...

RedemptionSubject: WWE Angle that lasted less than a month. Yep.  I am going there.  In this very special Creature Vs. Creature 2.0 (Blue Division) Heroes of Wrestling Past, we are all going to reflect on Katie Vick: The best WWE angle to last less than a month. Yes, I am serious!  Sure it was lame, awkward, disgusting and just plain stupid.  However, we are going to take a look back at the angle and then I will discuss why it is the best angle to last less than a month.It pushed boundaries, it was unique (that's putting it nicely) and it was unforgettable. ...

FINALLY, I HAVE COME BACK TO BLEACHER REPORT!  After a brief hiatus, due to a "glitch", I am back.  I decided to bring my crystal ball with me, to predict the future of WWE.  Let's get started.  As always: SPOILER ALERT! LayCool Looks like the honeymoon is over.  The crystal ball will predict that couple's therapy is not going to be enough to fix this pair. Looks as if Layla will be turning face and battling Michelle McCool.  At Extreme Rules, the duo will do battle.  Obviously, Layla will win because she's awesome. A Falls Count Anywhere match at Extreme Rules ...

Not to be confused with a certain other writer's history lessons, Heroes of Wrestling Past is back.  This week we will look at a man who makes Chuck Norris look like a girl scout.  That man of course is none other than The Lethal Weapon, Steve Blackman.  Blackman's tenure in WWE never got him into the main event but every time he was on-screen, special things were going to happen. Blackman's start with WWE would be a bit delayed.  After going to South Africa, he caught malaria.  (Who purposely goes to South Africa for any reason?)  Lucky for us, Blackman beat ...

Well, it's come to this. I have written an article about The Shockmaster.  In the third installment of "Heroes of Wrestling Past", we will take a look at the career of perhaps the most infamous wrestler in the history of WCW...Fred Ottman, The Shockmaster.  So buckle your seatbelts, strap on you Storm Trooper helmet, and watch your step because this is going to be...shocking (+10 points for a Shockmaster pun). Fred Ottman was a simple boy from Virginia.  I am sure he never thought he we become one of the most famous professional wrestlers of all time (yeah, I ...

WE WANT HEAD!  (Yes, I chose to start an article with that sentence...that'll catch their eye).  Al Snow may have never gotten his due as a WWE performer and he may have been the butt of many many jokes. One thing Al Snow is, in one word, a hero. That's right, the guy with the mannequin head and "HELP ME" written backwards on his head is a hero.The crazy man from Lima, Ohio always found a way to make himself stick out from the rest of the crowd. Snow made his debut in ECW in 1995 against the late Chris Benoit ...

It's true.  Hell has frozen over. Pigs are flying.  Bigfoot is real.  The government did put a mind control chip in your brain.  SOMEONE HAS WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT THE BROOKLYN BRAWLER!  I thought I would begin a fun little series I am calling "Heroes of Wrestling Past".  Now I know what you are thinking:  The Brooklyn Brawler is a hero?  Oh he is.  The Brawler (aka Steve Lombardi) is perhaps the most famous jobber of all time.  This poor guy couldn't catch a break...until 2000.  The Brawler came to WWF with a bright future.  A bright future that involved losing...many ...

Well just like your girlfriend's Aunt Flow it's back!  It's that time of month again, the day after a WWE pay-per-view.   That means I'll be handing out pointless awards.  Elimination Chamber had its ups and downs last night.  We saw some returns and some solid matches.  Let's get the Golden Chamber Awards under way! HOLY SH...COW MOVE OF THE NIGHT Now I know what you are thinking.  It has to be JoMo scaling the roof of the chamber. NOPE! Moments before being eliminated, Morrison did something far more impressive, in my book.   He was being set up for the catapult into the pod ...

It's here!  The biggest return of all time.  The magical crystal ball is back on Bleacher Report.  Now if you've not read one of these myself, I use sorcery and my Jedi mind powers to predict the future of the WWE gang.   I'm gonna go ahead and tell you now: this is a SPOILER ALERT!   Elimination Chamber is on the horizon and it's time to see how it will play out, heading into WrestleMania.  Without further ado, prepare to be mystified!   Raw Elimination Chamber One thing we know for sure:  John Morrison is going to do some crazy stuff.   WWE's friendly neighborhood Spider ...

"The reason people get lost in thought is because they are in unfamiliar territory." With the comeback of The Great One, I thought I'd write a special edition of my ongoing series of nonsensical issues within WWE.  Let's face it, Raw was great last night, we all know it.  There is no denying it. So I thought I'd touch on some observations.   The Rock Normally, I would not include such a popular topic, but it's THE FREAKIN' ROCK!  The Rock came back and laid the smackdown on PG.  No denying that this has been the best Raw segment in years! Perhaps it was the ...