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Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan is arguably one of the worst mismatches in history. There have been championship feuds in the past where the challenger was clearly set up to simply fill the card for an upcoming PPV. But Bryan, most unfortunately, seems to have been given a bigger spot. There has been a lot of truth to Triple H's recent promos. Orton should be the face of the company because: It's good for business. He's qualified to do be. Bryan is not qualified. His skills as a talented technical wrestler have been common knowledge for many years. The issue is that the "Daniel Bryan product" is broken from ...

WWE Raw 1,000 will be held in St. Louis, Missouri—hometown of the Apex Predator, Randy Orton.Currently serving a 60-day suspension for violation of the WWE's wellness policy, the most talented performer in the industry is quickly approaching his return to the squared circle.Fans have speculated about a possible heel-turn.Ortonites continue to wonder exactly when and where The Viper will make his official return.WWE Raw 1,000 offers an opportunity to see both.If July 23rd, 2012 falls within the 60-day sentence that Orton has to serve as part of his suspension, I implore the WWE to make an exception.The thousands upon thousands ...

Sacrilege. To those "in the know," this article's title might be about as off-putting as it's projected to be laughable. Although it may stand in direct opposition to popular opinion, it is for better or worse my opinion that over-valuing great wrestling technicians often tends to lend itself to the creation of overrated and sometimes completely undeserving WWE champions. Never confuse "sports entertainment" with true "wrestling." With as much as the WWE attempts to blend both of them together, it is the entertainment aspect that will forever separate the two. Legends like of Hulk Hogan, The Rock and John Cena were created for this purpose. None of ...

At the age of 30, he has done it all. Quite literally, he is a living legacy: a first-ballot, future Hall of Fame superstar who has turned the industry on its head, broken records that many don't even know to exist, and left in his wake a laundry list of legends longer than any resume in the history of the professional wrestling. He is a seasoned veteran with more main-event experience than your heroes, having done so before the age at which most of his contemporaries even became relevant. He is Randy Orton.   The Legend-Killer, the Viper, the One-Man Dynasty. The WWE champion. The living proof ...

Never before in history had any performer deserved to win the WWE championship more than Randy Orton did at Night of Champions 2010. I'll reiterate: NEVER before in HISTORY had ANY performer deserved to win the WWE championship more than Randy Orton did tonight. In the wake of what had become almost a year-long creative drought that saw Orton's character buried underneath the weight of rivalries beneath him and a PPV losing streak longer what one would consider to be logically comprehensible, the WWE decided to move in a different direction. Enough with the cheap mid-card rivalries, Orton had graduated back to ...

The degree of Randy Orton's creative drought had become so discouraging that I abandoned watching WWE programming all together for a few weeks. It just wasn't worth it anymore. I had absolutely nothing left to motivate me to tune in and watch Raw anymore; and after almost a full year of one disappointment (Bragging Rights 2009) after another (Survivor Series 2009), after another (TLC 2009), after another (Royal Rumble 2010), after another (Elimination Chamber 2010), after another (Wrestlemania XXVI), after another (Extreme Rules 2010), after another (Over The Limit 2010), after another (Fatal Four Way 2010), after another (Money In The Bank 2010), and even after my ...

August 15, 2010. Mark your calendars for what might very well become a "date of destiny". I've been very critical of the WWE's creative direction as it pertains to Randy Orton recently; but I am astonished at how quickly they have been able to put forth the motion to possibly right so many of the wrongs in the WWE Universe. I haven't ordered a WWE PPV in months; almost a full year at this point but after watching Raw this past Monday night... I'm seriously considering it. Scratch that; cable-company mark me down! $40 is a small price to pay to have the opportunity to bare witness ...

A viper trapped in a zoo-cage may be able to perform entertaining tricks for the amusement of his audience; but he would still be nevertheless, confined to excessive limitation restricting any degree of forward progress.   I implore any reader to defy the validity of the aforementioned accounting of what has very much become, Randy Orton's career. And while despite such an abundant lack of creative direction, Orton may still very well be the primary reason you watch Monday Night Raw . But no matter how great his performances may be, he can only climb half-way up the ladder if he hits ...

If the Ortonites can remember, there was a time in which missing an episode of Raw would have been unthinkable. There were faults in the program to be sure, but nothing that a bit of corrective criticism wouldn’t have at least provided a temporary fix for. The WWE, like any entertainment organization, is not without its flaws; but the time in which partial mistakes were simply overtaken by creative brilliance seems to have passed them by. Call it evolution if you will, but I'd rather like to think of it as a lack of creativity. We're not talking about TNA and if we were, ...

Next in line, please. We are proud to announce our annual "Ortified Spring Seasonal Sale". The list of past satisfied customers comprise an elite group; now looking to induct their newest member. Step forward, Jack Swagger. We'd like to ask you a few questions.   Are you considered to be "new talent"? Have you accomplished considerably less than your next opponent, with the hopes of capitalizing off of his star-power? Do you need to be "pushed" in an effort to legitimize your recent accomplishments?   Well, we have just the right man in stock for you, with a past track-record of satisfying many happy customers. Just ask Kofi Kingston, Ted DiBiase, or Cody Rhodes (provided he's ...