In the latest and most shocking development for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling, several suspiciously trustworthy ex-cons have reported that Bastion Booger has signed a long-term deal with TNA and will make his Impact! television debut shortly.
It is speculated that fans all around the globe will flock to the Impact Zone's next television taping to witness a monumental moment in professional wrestling.
Sources close to Vince McMahon, Chairman of the WWE, have said he is not too pleased with TNA's most recent signing.
"He was furious!" remarked Elliott Jackson Jr., a janitor whose tenure at Titan ...
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