Randy Orton is everywhere at all times.
He was there that time you drank peppermint schnapps and went ice-skating. He dropped the hammer the first time you set foot on a skateboard.
What scientists won't tell you is that "gravity" is just the invisible hands of Orton, always waiting at the ready to rock-shock-kaboom you into the Earth’s mantle with a signature "RKO" knockout.
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