I had a dream. In my dream, an unidentified English-speaking being, perhaps an alien from Uranus, visited Earth for one day. After exploring various stores, this being, who I will call Ura, overhears three people speaking about an upcoming wrestling event.
Ura, being new to the planet, has no idea what wrestling is. After the three people leave, Ura spots me. He asks me, “What is wrestling?” I, being extremely friendly, take Ura to my house, and say, “Have a seat; you’re in for a treat.”
I first explain to him that pro wrestling is a sport that takes fantasy worlds composed of larger-than-life superstars with athleti...
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